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Fail Saving

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

- A. Whitney Brown

Insight Brings

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

- Agnes Repplier

Nothing Gods

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

- Agnes Repplier

Opposition Other

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.

- Al Franken

Business Politics

There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business.

- Al Franken

Sense Of Humor

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

- Al Franken

Force Hard

It's hard to force creativity and humor.

- Al Yankovic

Think Stop

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

- Alan King

Over Patches

My humor is traced with dark - I've got dark patches all over the place.

- Albert Brooks

Book Put

I can't not put humor in a book.

- Albert Brooks

Wit Lowest Form

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

- Alexander Pope

Other Itself

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.

- Alice Meynell

Form Using

I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor.

- Alison Jackson

Like Goes

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way.

- Allen Klein

May Able

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.

- Allen Klein

Pain Does

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.

- Allen Klein

Help Product

Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.

- Allen Klein

Help Very

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

- Allen Klein

Mind Whether

Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles.

- Allen Klein

September Were

Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.

- Allen Klein

Power Known

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

- Allen Klein

Best Survival

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.

- Allen Klein

Which Humorist

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

- Ambrose Bierce

Everything Gotta

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

- Amy Sedaris

Boring Find

I find any sort of acting that doesn't have any humor in it is mind-numbingly boring.

- Andrew Scott

Sense Of Humor Very

I have a very dark sense of humor.

- Andy Dick

Big Like

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.

- Anjelica Huston

Sense Of Humor Very

I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.

- Anne Lamott

Alive Everyone

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

- Anne Wilson Schaef

Sense Great Sense

I've got a great sense of humor.

- Anthony Hopkins

Pieces Set

I prefer situational or character-based humor to gross-out gags and comedic set pieces.

- Ari Graynor

Surprise Secret

The secret to humor is surprise.

- Aristotle

Sense Of Humor Along

Along with a sense of humor, my songs have to be sincere, and they have to be sung from a position of inner conviction.

- Arlo Guthrie

Foul General

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.

- Arthur Hailey

Serious Very

A joke's a very serious thing.

- Charles Churchill

I Am Brunt

I am often the brunt of my own humor.

- Charles R. Swindoll

Day Wasted

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

- Charlie Chaplin

Game Great Sense

Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey - I'm pretty sure - doesn't have a great sense of humor. I mean, let's be honest: she's ridiculous. What is her game plan?

- Chelsea Handler

Sense Of Humor Goes

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

- Chris Rock

Sense Of Humor Think

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

- Christopher Hitchens

Sense Some

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

- Christopher Morley

Survive Find

Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.

- Claire Scovell LaZebnik

Sense Of Humor Sense

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

- Clifton Fadiman

Dancing Same Thing

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

- Clive James

Woman Own

I will say that as I get older and calmer and quieter in my own self, the one quality in a woman that I find more and more attractive is kindness. A sense of adventure and humor is important too, but I truly find kindness and consideration for others to be the most attractive thing in anyone.

- Colin Farrell

Snob Am

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

- Courteney Cox

Very Closely

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

- Craig Ferguson

Diplomacy Cultural

Humor, humility, and, of course, honesty, all are qualities that work in public and cultural diplomacy.

- Cynthia P. Schneider

Family Lot

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

- Damon Wayans

Like Tend

I tend to like dry humor.

- Dan Scanlon

Go How

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

- Dan Simmons

Senses Them

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

- Dane Cook

Sense Of Humor Over

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

- Danny McBride

Sense Of Humor Get

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

- David Alan Grier

Most Profoundly

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.

- David Hyde Pierce

Comedy More

I don't really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it.

- David Steinberg


I like humor.

- David Yates

Sense Of Humor

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

- Debbie Gibson

Luck Think

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

- Jimmy Buffett

Sense Of Humor Need

I need a man with a good sense of humor and a kind heart.

- Joanna Krupa

Sense Of Humor

Both of my kids have my sense of humor - they're definitely entertaining.

- Jodie Sweetin

Bookstore Section

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.

- John Callahan

Honesty Times

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times.

- John Gerzema

Tend Infantile

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.

- John Lithgow

Good Like

I like good humor.

- John McLaughlin

Think I Think

I think that humor is part of what saves us from despair.

- John Perry Barlow

Farce Does

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

- John Ratzenberger

Sure Comedians

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

- John Ratzenberger

Deal Stresses

Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.

- John Ross Bowie

Default Mode

Humor is my default mode.

- John Updike

Sense Of Humor Wit

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

- John Zorn

Even Would

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

- Jonathan Shapiro

Sense Of Humor Will

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

- Josh Bowman

Think I Think

I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.

- Judith Leiber

Love Think

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

- Audrey Hepburn

Survival Ingredients

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.

- Aung San Suu Kyi

Black Very

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

- Barbet Schroeder

Mad Reason

Humor is reason gone mad.

- Groucho Marx

Words Form

Puns are a form of humor with words.

- Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Getting Crises

Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.

- Hailey Gates

World Sense Of Humor

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

- Bernard Williams

Frontier Last

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

- Bil Keane

Kind Hilarious

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

- Bill Burr

Sense Of Humor Sense

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

- Bill Cosby

Always Someone

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

- Bill Hicks

Everywhere Does

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

- Bill Nye

Tears Transform

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

- Bob Hope

Burn Ever

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

- Bob Hope

Given Pragmatic

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.

- Herb Caen

Writing Regard

I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.

- Herman Wouk

Take Route

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

- Bobby Clarke

Given Console

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

- Horace Walpole


Humor is healing.

- Brad Garrett

Everything Shield

I defuse everything I can with it. Humor is such a great shield.

- Brad Paisley

Think I Think

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation.

- Brendan Coyle

Deep Some

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

- Hugh Sidey

My Life Thorns

My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.

- Bret Michaels

Insanity Some

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.

- Ian Frazier

Deep Russia

People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.

- Ian Frazier

Pieces Disregard

I don't have a disregard for my reader in humor pieces.

- Ian Frazier